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جايبلكن نكت جديدة عبريتني سيبيرز بس هيي بالإنكليزي اللي بيفهن إنكليزي منكن يقراهن إشاء الله بجيبلكن الترجمة لأني عم بشتغل عترجمتهن هلأ بس خلص بحطهن عالمنتدى
وهي النكت:
Want to hear two blonde jokes?
Listen to Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Britney Spears
Britney Spears who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Oops I did it again!
Q: What did the Barbie doll say to Britney Spears?
A: Hey, you don't have a bra on!
Britney Spears had just bought her new car and decided to go shopping with her friend and rival, Christina Aguilera. A few hours later she came out and realizes she had locked her keys in the car, so they spent a few hours pacing around the car trying to figure out what to do.
Finally, Britney looked off into the distance and saw storm cloud. She turned to her friend and said," Quick, think of something because a storm is coming and I left the top open!"
Britney vs Stereo
Q. What do Britney Spears and a stereo have in common?
A. They both have big woofers.
Madonna, Britney and Christina
Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are forced to share a private jet in order to arrive in time for the ceremony.
Once up in the air, Madonna pulls out a $1000 bill and says, "I'm going to throw this $1000 bill out the window and make someone down below very happy."
Not to be outdone, Britney ripped a $1000 bill in half and threw it out the window, saying, "Look, I just made two people really happy."
Not even noticing Britney's stupid move, Christina bragged, "Look, I'm going to throw 1000 $1 bills and make a lot more people a little happier."
At this point the pilot, who has overheard all this bragging and can't stand it anymore, comes out and says, "I think I'll throw all three of you out of this plane and make 250 million people happy."
Britney and Christina Work
Britney Spears and Christina Aguliera were building a barn. While putting up the inside wall, Britney noticed that Christina was tossing every other nail into the garbage can.
Britney asked Christina, "Why are you throwing those nails away?"
Christina said, "The pointed end is on the wrong end of the nail."
Britney said, "Well, don't throw those away, we can use those on the outside wall!"
How does Britney Spears cross the road?
With a magic marker
haaaaaaa
Barbie and Britney
Q: What do Barbie and Britney Spears have in common?
A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.
I hope you'll like the jokes
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