What religious people say when shit happens

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What religious people say when shit happens
shit happen is an idiom it means: bad things happen
_when shit happens with muslims they say
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible.
Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel
_when shit happens in other religions people say:
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
Agnostic #2: Did someone shit?
Agnostic #3: What is this shit?
Mormonism: God sent us this shit.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
Idolism: Let's bronze this shit.
Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.
Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.
Nihilism: No shit.
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when shit happens for me I say : oh my gosh
without meaning

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when shit happens with me I say
what the + (F word)
or
son of the + (b word)
or
mother..........(F word) +en

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when shit happens with me I say
what the + (F word)
or
son of the + (b word)
or
mother..........(F word) +en

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when shit happens with me I say
what the + (F word)
or
son of the + (b word)
or
mother..........(F word) +en

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when shit happens with me I say
what the + (F word)
or
son of the + (b word)
or
mother..........(F word) +en

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